The love birds sat next to Sam's mom in the front row for this morning's (Saturday) show of twin sister Charlotte's spring collection at New York Fashion Week.   According to some accounts the couple nearly caused a riot, immediately swarmed by photographers who rushed passed all of the other celebrities to catch shots of Two Lesbos Goin At It's favorite love Dixie Cups.  

Lindsay looked hot hot hot (did I mention that she looked hot) in a denim dress and sexy blue pumps, and wore her blonde hair pulled back.  Sam was looking pretty damn good in a black T-shirt, gray skinny jeans and vest.  And, as we suggested . . . she has pretty much dropped the hat . . . instead, showing off her very cute face and adorable haircut.  Honestly, we love the new look Sam!  (My God, what I'd pay to be you.   Not really, Lovely Spouse, just trying to make them feel good as they come out . . . that's all . . . )

Here are some photos of this morning's show - the real show - Samantha and Lindsay:

This is a picture of one of the top bootys on the web today...no question!!  She goes by the name "Sensualdiva69".  Now let me mention, this bootymeat here is from South Africa. I couldn't believe it when she sent that message over. As she gets up so we could see it in full on the webcam, i'm like......wooooow.  In the words of Soujah Boy, "Throw the towel in". LOL. Anywayz, this is one nice peice of chocolate.  You gotta check this girl out at some point. I told her she should be on the road with Luke. LOL. Keep in mind that you can check with these girls absolutely free without signup. Although you have to pay for the private sessions, you can jump right on and talk to these girls for free.  Remember, these girls don't work 24/7 so if you don't see them on-line when you go to the site, just check back later. You will see this one and some point cause she has been working hard lately to get that paper. Clicking on her picture will take you stright to the site.  Ahhhh! That's how I spell relief yall. LOL

Every morning I approach the news papers with the fear of getting de-sensitized. Today for instance, The Times of India, Ahmedabad Edition carried news about an act of unnatural proportions – Man having sex with a calf! The matter was brought in to light due to the animal protection activists you may read the entire article at (http://epaper.timesofindia.com/Daily/skins/TOI/navigator.asp?Daily=TOIA&login=default&AW=12206834079060 )

Thank God, there are at least some people in the society (People for Animal) who think that there is something called as evil / wrong and the matter was brought to light. A voiceless animal found some one who could fight for its cause; unfortunately our big mouthed society has none!  

Moreover, it is shocking to see how Times has written the news, with the reference of union health minister Ramadoss’ efforts to remove the section 377 relating to unnatural sexual intercourse. Simply put the law reads as under : 

Whoever voluntarily has carnal intercourse against the order of nature, with any man, woman or animal shall be punishable with imprisonment for life or with imprisonment of either description for a term which may extend to ten years and shall also be liable to fine.

Now if you read this law without any prejudice, it is plain and clear, that to live in a society we must define the lines. We must define what is wrong and what is right. No matter even if the majority of the society accepts the wrong as right, it does not deter or change what is right. If there exists anything called RIGHT.

I am infact suffering and am unable to remove from my mind, the agony and pain that gripped my mind just a few days back when a report about a six month old girl appeared in the same newspaper. Left with a torn vagina and bleeding anus, the six month old innocent baby, was picked from her mother’s side, while asleep…!! Can you picture that !! Do the howls and tear filled screams wake us up?!!

Children are the future of our society, what we do to them, decides the future and the longetivity of our society. It’s painful and pathetic to know, what unbridled thoughts and desires in humans can lead people into? With the constant bombardment of media with sexually explicit material, lower moral convictions, pluralistic worldview and the popular culture which promotes “it is all about me”, it doesn’t take a lot of pains & brains to understand the surge in the unnatural drives among people in a society.

When you begin to take fences off, you will ultimately be left with the walls of your house to take the brunt of the attacks; and attacks will surely come to finally crumble the house, the pleasure of which you had in mind and for which you ultimately took the fences off.

I know most of us have been imprinted & impressed by the image and majesty of the Prince of Gays, the poster boy for Times of India. With Times’ level & taste for photography, it would have been really amateurish, if they had put up the prince in the act itself – Lest some people would have an understanding of what the term “unnatural” and “disgustful” means.  So much coverage, so much of support & glitter added to an equally contemptible act to make it look like normal and desirable.

To justify evil deeds and desires people in the society have borrowed the word “freedom”, which appeals to all and is likened by all. Look around and you will be stunned to see, what all is traded in disguise of freedom and with its tag attached. Accepting a moral absolute demands that we live our life in conformance to the standards required by the moral absolute, which in fact the pluralistic society finds hard to live by and hence to support its baser instincts it ends up and sometimes is coerced in to supporting the denial of absolutes and thereby propagates evil.

In the name of freedom, people in the society propagate and are promoting others to pull walls and fences down, which have been holding the society all these years. The term Gay was not well known in our society and culture, although I agree that it was all hidden under the covers. However that should not be made the reason for baser instincts to be promoted and propagated ! People say lets talk about it in the open, lets discuss it, lets bring it out and be honest about it, but it doesn’t mean that accepting that there is this evil in the society equals standing with it, promoting it or propagating it or infact putting it up as if its right or a matter of choice of ones freedom.

Evil is evil and we must all stand up and raise our voices. You would hear a whole lot of people trying to blame it all on the genes and would try to give you explanations on how some people are born with that bent. But does it mean that we should freely allow this in our society. Does it mean people in the psychiatric wards be let loose to do what ever they want to? Don’t we try to discipline them? Don’t we try to train and teach them to get them back in to the society? Does that mean that we stop telling them when they commit wrong or put up barrier to ensure corrective behavior?  Does it mean we justify everything that they do? I am sure it is just a matter of some time, people will fly in a professor from any corner of the world to justify their deeds and to blame it all on the genes, be it murder, rape, sodomy or any kind of evil. Will that mean our laws will all have to be changed to continue to accommodate all the research? Will that mean as our society grows with knowledge on issues it will slowly accept evil and reject truth? The prisons will soon be empty, there will be no right or wrong and each one will do what they like and be free ….What lies ahead is literally fearful!

By embracing pluralism we have started redefining terms, our children are being taught and educated as moral zombies, who have no clear understanding about truth, right and good or even if such things exist, leave alone on how to make decisions. Televisions are full of soaps where relationships are entangled, media is portraying the wrongs of crooked minded people as fashion and high flying societies desirable lifestyles, Spiritualism and religion is godless and is all centered about the individuals happiness, fitness and joy. We surely are not laying a good foundation by treating wrongs and evils as accepted and normal for the coming generation and are offering them a tremendously morally decaying, foundationless environment, and we shouldn’t expect miracles to happen.

Its heart rendering to see the moral, spiritual and cultural situation of our society which is very quickly gaining grounds and popularity, where morality is completely jettisoned and freedom has taken complete priority over right and wrong. In fact it seems today that the only moral right that is left or which exists is the moral right of freedom. However society forgets that this is a mere illusion, as there doesn’t exist a thing called absolute freedom, it’s a contradiction in terms like the term free love – as it’s the nature of love to bind itself.

Insanity is the ultimate form of absolute freedom and by rejecting truth and accepting a pluralistic worldview, the road that’s taken up by the society has started showing us glimpses of where we are heading.

 Ps: This is not a hate mail against Gays; I believe like every human, they have the right to live. But there needs to be a clear distinction between society's help, approval, support and acceptance and what it applauds or celebrates.

By the way, we have a recent smooching photo of Lindsay and Samantha that we've added to our Lesbo Photo page and hope that you'll check it out.

Sure, they had their detractors claiming that their relationship was all for publicity, that Lindsay was just on another obsession, or that Samantha was using Lindsay.    Wake up to a new day where gays and lesbians seem to have fallen in love with our favorite lesbian couple Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.   In fact, if you've been watching 2 Lesbos Goin At It for even a short time, you'll note that we've had our heart on for these 2 for several weeks now.

Are they really an item?  Only Perez Manjina Hilton is still asking that question; and Author Camille Paglia, for one, sure hopes that they are. "Samantha Ronson may be a seedy lout," Paglia noted, "but Lindsay Lohan's recent tabloid photos have provided me with a glut of piquant fabulosity. I adore Lindsay's hazy bisexual seductiveness toward the camera. It's a real gift!"

Oh my - last week Camille Paglia was fawning all over Sarah Barbie VP Palin and now she's practically drooling over Lindsay. Well, ok, so yes, we've been doing that too but we're younger and much much cuter. 

The point is --- THEY LOVE THEM, THEY LOVE THEM --- the gays and lesbians love Sam and Linday. Why? Because they are adorably happy together.  Again, I say fair young girls . . . do not screw this up.

Lesbian websites have practically crowned Lindsay and Sam their very own Brangelina. Though AfterEllen's Sarah Warn doesn't report on closeted couples, she says, "Lindsay and Sam are in a sense giving people permission to write about their relationship by not denying anything." She adds that the very banality of the paparazzi shots is what makes them so fascinating. "I don't think Lindsay's just doing this for the press."

Like we've said before, no one hangs out in a DJ booth for 2 years unless . . . she's in love with the DJ  :)

That said, Warn does fret that straights may see the relationship as "just another example of Lindsay going off the deep end—a negative thing, like drug use. I joke that there are some people we don't need on our team. I think of the game red rover—like, 'Please send Lindsay back.'"

Other lesbians can't wait to claim her for their own. If Lohan were to come out, notes Curve's Anderson-Minshall, she'd have more of an impact on girls who are in love with their best friends than a hundred activists ever could. "There is something just amazingly sweet and adorable about them," she adds. "You think, Young love is just irrepressible!"

Nonetheless, Anderson-Minshall says that Hollywood being what it is, we may never know if Lohan is actually gay. "Every time we see a photo of the two of them kissing, of course we want to know. Would we love it if she came out? Are we titillated by it? Sure. But I expect that her professional team would say coming out is not part of the plan."

Indeed, in June reports surfaced that OK! magazine had offered Lohan $1 million for an exclusive on her coming out. No announcement was forthcoming. Radar also contacted Lohan's publicist for this story; she did not respond.    And today Lindsay's rep says she turned down $700,000 to appear in Playboy.  Guess you don't need that money when you're rolling in love.

Given Lohan's track record with men—including the skeezy Harry Morton, the hairy, boozy Colin Farrell, and the smarmy Calum Best, who allegedly leaked a lo-res camera-phone video still of Lohan giving him a blowjob—perhaps it's not surprising to find a still homophobic nation more or less shrugging at her comparatively healthy new fling.

Contrary to what Daddy Lohan would have us believe, Lohan's image has improved markedly of late, suggesting that dyking out could be the new rehab. Maybe other starlets will follow suit. "If you're down in West Hollywood," says Anderson-Minshall, "you go to power lesbian parties at O-Bar, and you see tons of well-known faces who are lesbian in their private life but not to their fan base. They want to have their cake and eat it, too." So to speak. "But there are a number of A-list people who are on the cusp of coming out."

Comedian Bridget McManus, a buxom 28-year-old lesbian who lives in Hollywood and has been described as the gay Sarah Silverman, thinks Ronson might be a good influence on Lohan. "Whether they're friends or lovers, there is a grounding effect to a female relationship," she says. "McManus has met Lohan and jokes that the relationship could be the perfect medicine for a girl who grew up on the party circuit," she says.

"Lesbians are nesters. You stay in and you watch TV. I'm hoping that Miss Lohan and Samantha work out and that they're happy. It would be great to have a young monogamous relationship in Hollywood. Just so long as Lindsay doesn't chop off all her hair and get fat."

 By late May the tabloids were reporting that Lindsay and Sam, herself well out of the closet, had been "dating" for close to a year. Rumormongers delightedly declared that the pair, who had bought coordinating rings emblazoned with their initials, were bound for a big fat lesbian commitment ceremony at Dollywood. If anyone was shocked, they didn't let on. Even Lindsay and Sam's families seemed fairly blasé about the romance.

In June, Lohan's mother, Dina, said simply, "She's an amazing girl, Samantha. I've known her for years." She added, more tellingly, "If [Lindsay]'s happy, I'm happy." Ronson's brother, producer and DJ Mark Ronson, seemed to concur, calling his sister and Lohan a "cute couple."

After the jump, some information about Camille Paglia.

Paglia is an intellectual of many seeming contradictions: an atheist who respects religion and a classicist who champions art both high and low, with a view that human nature has an inherently dangerous Dionysian aspect, especially the wilder, darker sides of human sexuality.  She favors a curriculum grounded in comparative religion, art history and the literary canon, with a greater emphasis on facts in the teaching of history. She came to public attention in 1990, with the publication of her first book, Sexual Personae: Art and Decadence from Nefertiti to Emily Dickinson. Her notoriety as the author of this book made it possible for her to write on popular culture and feminism in mainstream newspapers and magazines. Paglia challenged what she saw as the "liberal establishment", including academics, feminist advocacy groups such as National Organization for Women (NOW), and AIDS activists ACT UP.

Paglia describes herself as a feminist and as a Democrat who campaigned for John F. Kennedy as an adolescent and later voted for Bill Clinton and Ralph Nader.   She has broken with liberal orthodoxy by taking controversial stances such as rejecting the idea that homosexuality is an inborn trait  and being skeptical about global warming.  Her views on issues such as date rape, pornography, gay rights and educational reform have led to accusations of misogyny, homophobia and neoconservatism. Paglia's embrace of fetishism, pornography, prostitution and male homosexuality puts her at odds with American social conservatives.  Her views on recreational drugs, prostitution and sexual consent laws tend to be libertarian. She has expressed her admiration for U.S. Presidential candidate John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin.

Paglia's friends and supporters include Andrew Sullivan, Christina Hoff Sommers, Rush Limbaugh, Bill Maher, Matt Drudge and her Yale mentor Harold Bloom.

Recently Paglia revealed:

"My partner, Alison Maddex, gave birth four years ago to a boy, Lucien Harry Maddex, whom I legally adopted. (He inherits his names from the two sides of Alison's family.) My favorite amusement these days consists of tossing balls around or endlessly watching impudent cartoons like Sponge Bob Squarepants, which I think immensely superior to nearly everything else on current TV."

Like them or not, these two have done more for gay rights in the last few months than many do in a lifetime. I applaud Lindsay Lohan (and Samantha Ronson, too) for being out and proud.

It's one of those signs that wanna -be-comic preachers use to get attention.  This one was cleverly thought up and executed by Pastor David Allison. Pastor Dave grew up in the church and received his call to preach after attending Beulah Grove Camp as a 10 yr. old where I'm sure he received lots of attention.  

 "I kissed a girl and I liked it, then I went to Hell."

Pastor Dave whined, "We didn't intend to get into all this, but it's become a bigger thing." He was just very concerned about the implications of Katy Perry's song and what he called a music video so suggestive it borders on pornography.    "If anyone's seen the video as many times as I have - like I mean, I've seen it lots - and understands how lewd and suggestive the video is for this song, that is not something young people should go toward," Allison said.  In fact, Pastor Dave watches the video continuously at his own home just to monitor whether others may be watching it so that he can give them adequate warning. 

He thought the message on the church sign would be a loving way to remind teenagers that the Bible denounces homosexuality.  Of course, Pastor Dave also wanted to remind homosexual youth that they may want to blow their brains out now before acting on their sexual orientation because if they wait and actually act on their nature - they will burn in hell for eternity.    Gee, that is so loving Pastor Dave

The sign was removed Thursday. Pastor Allison said it was not due to outrage. He said he received volumes of support from throughout the state . . . from numerous bigots and idiots. 

Pastor Dave, an avid fan of MTV, said he was surprised at the number of people who called in or e-mailed because they didn't know to what he was referring. They were unaware of the song, unlike MC Pastor Dan. 

Equality Ohio said their "jaw dropped" when they saw a picture of the sign.

"It was a little jaw-dropping. But it happens and we want people to know there are more than 300 welcoming and affirming churches across Ohio," said Kim Welter, of Equality Ohio.

Is Blacklick a good place for lesbians to live? Here is some information about the town:

Blacklick is a small unincorporated community in southern Jefferson Township, Franklin County, Ohio, United States. The tiny community began as a railroad station and is situated at the intersection of the railroad and High Street (known outside the Village as Reynoldsburg New Albany Rd.) just north of Broad Street in eastern Franklin County. Blacklick Creekgently flows through Blacklick and serves as the community's namesake. The Blacklick Post Office (zip code 43004) used to be within the community but has moved just south of the community on Reynoldsburg-New Albany Road. Blacklick is the site of Jefferson Cemetery, an active cemetery operated by Jefferson Township.

Thousands of fans gathered in Waikiki for a parade and party honoring Hawaii's outstanding athletes. The festivities included Olympian Natasha Kai and the Waipio Little League world champions.   "It's amazing coming back here and seeing all the young and old talent. Hawaii is just growing every year," said Olympic gold medalist Natasha Kai. 

The Parade of Champions, held on Labor Day, was the fans’ chance to celebrate the local stars and also included silver medalist Robyn Ah Mow-Santos and a slew of Hawai‘i’s past Olympians.Leading the Little League entourage was a car showcasing Paliku Winchester, the younger brother of third baseman Pikai Winchester. The story of Paliku, who was diagnosed with lymphoma in February, was considered a lucky charm for the team and was one of the many stories surrounding Little League.At the opposite end of the world, the most elite athletes were competing in the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games. Some 18 athletes had ties to Hawai‘i and 12 earned medals.The first of them to win gold was the Kahuku High School and University of Hawai‘i alum and Two Lesbos Goin At It love muffin Natasha Kai.As every good lesbian knows by now, Kai scored the winning goal against Canada in the 102nd minute of play sending the U.S. women’s soccer team to the gold medal match. This gave the women the chance to win their third gold medal in four Olympic Games.The parade also included past Olympians Kathy Hammond (1972 track), Verneda Thomas (1964 volleyball), present Olympians Ah Mow-Santos (silver medal volleyball) and Clarissa Chun (wrestling), as well as some of the lesser known Hawai‘i champions such as the Mililiani-Waipio Bobby Sox champions and the USSSA World Series Baseball U10 Oahu Dirtbags.Missing from the parade was men’s volleyball gold medalist Clay Stanley and gold medalist Bryan Clay.

PS - Natasha you can come be in our parade any time.

Beautiful ones. Ugly ones.

Kind ones. Bad ones.

Blonde ones. Brunette ones.

Sick or healthy.
Some have twins. Others have 3 or 4 kids.
Some have amazing parents. Others were adopted.
Single ones. Married ones. Faithful ones. Atheist ones. Some do smoke. Others drink.

European ones. Chinese ones. American ones.

Most of them like to watch TV on Sundays.

The majority of them like to travel.
But all of them like to be respected.
To be loved.
And fondled.
All of them like to walk, smile, laugh, play.
They love life.

Young and old ones.
Rich and poor ones...
Happy.
Sad or ill... They all exist.
They live all over the world.
Actually I do speak about bisexuals.

Why not? They need affection, equal rights and positive attitudes towards them. They are like us! Free, happy and real! Like me and you!

PS. I hope that this brief monologue will open up people's mind and make them ponder over happiness and everyone's right to live! Don't judge people and let them breathe in peace and harmony! Let's respect each other!

Another day on "the bus" for the Bang Brothers. This time they have a girl drive and actually  scout the ho's.  A little different but it has a nice spin to it as you will see in the video. If you decide to get the membership, be sure to check out this episode from start to finish.  It's a good look.  Click for free video.

Next September 11th, producers of Avenue Q in Mexico City will offer a special show for the Mexican LGBT community. The purpose is to thank the queer community for their support during the five months that the play has been on theatre. The Mexican version of the American musical conceived by Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx is quite different from that on Broadway, not only in terms of context, but also in terms of language and jokes.

Felipe Fernández Del Paso, director of the Mexican version, sought to reinterpret Avenue Q by changing the setting from a New York street that could be Brooklyn or Queens, to a Mexican vecindad or group of little apartments that line up along a patio, often found in poor neighborhoods. References to racism in the United States have been changed to references to Mexican society’s snobism by using the word naco—a word that also talks about racism in Mexico. Some jokes related to politics had to change, too. And last but not least, puppeteers wear bold colors instead of the black and greyish from the original play. Another attraction is the performance of Christian Chávez, who I guess is expected by the queer community attending this “special show”.

It is likely that only a middle-class population will attend the show, but I want to point out the fact that during the last five months, Mexico City has witnessed interesting events related to sexual and reproductive rights: abortion legislation, the International AIDS Conference, the 30th Gay Parade, a marriage between two transgender persons, and the debates on the official textbook of sexual education in Mexico City are some of them.

The fact that Avenida Q is on theatres now doesn’t mean that Mexico City is fairy land for GLBT people. Mexico City and Mexico still have a lot to do, specially among the youngest generations, who do not have easy access to accurate, scientific information about sexuality and their rights on this matter. Most of this problem has to do with prejudices and fears. Ultimately, Avenida Q is a call to fight our own prejudices and fears in any matter, through fun.

Centro Cultural Telmex is on the corner of Avenida Chapultepec and Avenida Cuauhtémoc, near to Cuauhtémoc subway. The theatre will sell the tickets at 10:30 with special prices. Supposedly, the actors will throw a party for the audience after the show.

Today is the best day of my life because I'm in love.  I'm a little more in love today than I was yesterday, and yesterday I was more in love than I'd ever been before.

I'm so excited to have discovered over the course of the past year that love, cultivating love, is a choice!  Peaches and I choose to love each other.  And we choose to love each other just a little bit more each day.  I've heard it said that there are no limits to love, that love has the property of expansion without limits.  Peaches and I have taken on as a project testing that theory.  We've decided to expand the depths of our love just a little more every day, allowing nothing (and no one) to stand in the way or distract us from our mission. 

And so, with conscious gratitude as our guide and vehicle:

~> I'm grateful that the woman I've chosen to love is so damn pretty.

~> I'm grateful that Peaches chooses to love me back.

~> I'm grateful for the happy, prosperous life, peopled by joyful, loving friends and family-of-choice that Peaches and I choose to create all around us.

~> I'm grateful for experiences of spirit (soul) independent of the physical body.

~> I'm grateful for all the tools that Peaches and I have surrounded ourselves with to help us maintain our personal peace and tranquility.

~> I'm grateful that Peaches and I have become so affective at generating prosperity and mutual love.

~> I'm grateful that Peaches and I are completely dedicated to keeping each other healthy, happy and secure.

~> I'm grateful for the huge abundance of health and well-being in our home.

~> I'm grateful that Peaches is a committed vegetarian.

~> I'm grateful for this blog where I'm free to wax on at length about how much I love and appreciate my wife so that all these strangers can look on in horror.

~> I'm grateful (and pleasantly surprised) that so many people love and want to hang out with Peaches and me.

~> I'm grateful that love is so much fun!

XO,

K

The good news is that 259 companies got a top score of 100 points. The bad news is that lesbians can still be jailed for kissing on a beach in Dubai.

I'm going to count my blessings, throw on my Gap t-shirt, and jump in my Subaru and go to work. I'm already writing this on an Apple computer...

by Morten Jennet Larsen, Septebmer 3, 2008 

Gro Hammerseng. The name should rings a bell or two for most håndboldelskere. After the Olympics in Beijing is the knowledge of Gro Hammerseng enough not abated, for Ikast-profile, her Gro Hammerseng, the name appeared almost as frequently in Norwegian media as U.S. President George Bush.

It made her, Gro Hammerseng, the fourth most mentioned person in august months, show figures from the company Retriever.

Usually the male athletes, top the list, but the mass media as handboldpigernes Olympic gold were given, his meant that two women are more concerned about the male practitioners, says medieanalytiker Kristina Nilsen to NTB.

Shortly before the Olympics was her name was also engraved as the world's best female håndboldspiller by 2007: Gro Hammerseng.

The list of most persons mentioned in the Norwegian media in august.

1) Jens Stoltenberg, Norwegian Prime Minister, 4668 articles,
2) Barack Obama, U.S. presidential candidate, 4359.
3) George W. Bush, U.S. president, 4030
4) Gro Hammerseng, Norwegian håndboldlandsholdsspiller 3700
5) John McCain, U.S. presidential candidate, 3647
6) Marit Breivik, Norwegian kvindelandstræner handball 3372
7), Olaf Tufte, the Norwegian Olympic guldvinder in rowing, 3262
8), Andreas Thorkildsen, Norwegian spydkaster 3222
9) Alexander Dale Oen, Norwegian swimmer, 3185
10) Michael Phelps, American swimmer 2991.

Gro Hammerseng get 160,000 hits on Google, while in our News Archives is almost 200 times.

Lesbian Gold Medal Olympians and Couple Natja Nyberg and Gro Hammerseng

And, here she discusses allegation that she uses Lindsay Lohan and she talks about Perez Hilton.

I REALLY needed a good chuckle to start today off and I just about choked on my Life cereal when Lizzy attempts to sing her version of "The L Word" theme song!! :-D

[Note: Video has some "adult" language...]

[or as Sara said... "these cartoons (due to content) are NSFWOM (not suitable for work or mom)" perfect!...]

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Dear Reader,

I am utterly appalled by Sybylla's lack of commitment to lesbianism.

«The *boy*» - i emphasised the word 'boy', as opposed to 'guy', or 'dude', or 'man' - «on the train rang you... and i assume you answered the phone and spoke to him?»

She nodded, a little shamefaced all of a sudden.

«You know,» i informed her, my ire quite piqued, «it's not normal sapphic behaviour to run around after boys you meet on trains, Sybylla. I have entire superficial relationships with ppl based on the fact that my best friend is a lezzo, and here you are, destroying my street cred for the sake of, what? A penis, my girl! A penis!»

She hugged one of our fluffy cushions to her chest. «I didn't say i was running around with him, did i? I said he'd rung me.»

«You said that that phone was your prank phone. You said that you never answer that phone. You said you just use it to vigilante up on ppl. So what went wrong with that highly complex plan? The plan where you ignore him?»

She took the prank phone out of her pocket, where it had lain nestled innocently in a crease of her lap, and held it up as if *it* were the guilty party. «He rang about forty times! So, in the end, i just got curious...»

«And is it just talking,» Princess asked, a little more calmly than i was speaking, «or is it meeting?»

Sybylla slid the phone back into her pocket.

«There may have been a meeting arranged...»

«This is just terrific,» i ranted, in my best outraged father voice, like i'd seen outraged fathers use many times on TV. «How does Button feel about this? You do remember Button? Your girlfriend?»

«Well,» she began, «we're in a sort of...» and she let her index fingers do a swirly little dance in the air in front of her cushion-swaddled bosom, «open relationship.»

«"Open" as in you're "'opin'" someone with a dick will come along?» Princess asked, and i made a special note of that line, dear Reader, just in case i need to use it in my Great Australian Webnovel one day.

Sybylla had spent an amazing amount of time - for her - on the defensive. She switched to the offensive, which was a strategy that looked more familiar on her.

«Hey, look. I just thought it might be nice to pursue a relationship which didn't require... pharmaceutical intervention to make it happen.»

The elephant was in the room again.

«Well, if you're going to play the age card,» i rejoindered, almost bumping into the elephant, «let's discuss the small matter of him being twenty years your junior.»

«Bull...» she explained, the cushion rising up from its protective position in front of her body and suddenly hurtling at my head, «...SHIT! He's only ... Well, he's about nine years younger than me. And that's perfectly reasonable. Nine years. I've been in a relationship where the guy was seventeen years older than me. So there. Seven.fricken.teen.»

I picked up the cushion from where it had bounced off my face, glanced against the elephant, and landed on the floor. «Speaking of seventeen. How old is he? This boy? I think you might just be setting yourself up for some statutory rape charges, my girl.»

«He turns eighteen in November, and, anyway, the age of consent is sixteen in Victoria, not eighteen.»

«You might want to google that, cos i think it's only legal to have sex with someone who's seventeen if you happen to be seventeen yourself.»

I don't know that for sure, dear Reader, but i read something to that effect in the ring-bindered Fitzroy Legal Service Directory back when i was in high school and everyone was curious about when we could start doing it. I seem to remember it being quite complicated, and a little Catch-22.

«Nothing against you, sweetie,» Princess purred, «but why is a boy of his age after a girl ten years older than him?»

«It's *nine* years, and maybe i'm Just. That. Good.»

Princess and me looked at each other. We mentally evaluated whether or not she was, in fact, just that good.

Then we played the What-does-he-want? game, and decided that, apart from anatomy and experience, Sybylla had nothing that he could profit from. Her job was going nowhere, her car was respectable but not worth having sex with a cougar to ride in, and she didn't have a trust account.

«Maybe,» she said, a little exasperated at the thorough flensing her self esteem was getting, «he just wants a friend? A friend with benefits?»

As her best friends, we made her agree to terms. Cos that's what best friends do: interfere with your sexlife.

1. She has to introduce him to Button
2. She has to tell him exactly how old she is
3. She can't root him until he turns eighteen, or she until she googles up how old he has to be for it not to be statutory rape.

So we're both very smug about how much we've helped her with this.

I think Sybylla definitely benefits from having us as friends.

Yours,
Gullybogan

Well, Perez Hilton is once again making a request for a formal "we're touching genitals, we're a lesbian couple, here are the photos of us touching genitals, sex video" announcement.   Perez your request for an announcement on something we all know is about as worn out as a cucumber in a convent.   Really Perez, if we locked you, your mangina, and your fat ass in the closet where you belong with a periscope, compass, flashlight, bloodhound, GPS receiver, and Wilt Chamberlin's penis - you still couldn't find your own ass.

_________________________________________

Perez Hilton -  a pacifist out of necessity in a battle of wits

We hiked all over the Loch Raven park, which is the same park with the waterfall. This time we were in search of a few other "caches" that were in unusual places. One was close to the first one we found in the wall but it was in a "secret room". Which was essentially a little room in the ground, in the middle of the woods. Then we had to go this bridge where there was evidence of someone having a fire on top of it. It was a wooden bridge that had been burnt. There was supposed to be a clue to lead us to the cemetery in the woods. Well we couldn't find this clue, we looked all over the bridge for like an hour. Eventually we figured... we are two mediums we should be able to hunt down a grave yard. So in about 15 minutes we had hunted down the graveyard. At that point we only had about an hour or so of daylight so we began hunting for the cache. We DIDN'T find it. There was a tree that had fallen into the graveyard and so forth. So this graveyard was AMAZING and was weird to see one just sitting in the middle of the woods. Anyway I have video of this but I need some time to edit it. For now here are some pictures:
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AND for you video lovers. Here are some recent video adventures from my youtube account. These are the micro caches and the fallen love that I blogged about a last week. Sorry I was busy working and geocaching so much I didn't have time to edit the video till now. Enjoy:

Actually, Carey is a man and he's pretty . . .  pretty old and ugly but that's not the point. 

Carey Roberts claims to be "an analyst and commentator on political correctness. His best-known work was an exposé on Marxism and radical feminism."   And, yes - all of us lesbians are well versed in Marxism and radical feminism.   In fact, I was just reading some books today on Marxism and radical feminism.  I thought I might donate them to the abuse shelter when I've finished reading them.

Here is some of his article:

One woman who spent time at two shelters reveals baldly, "many workers in shelters are lesbians." One pick-up tactic is for a shelter worker to gently rub a resident's palm, as if to assuage her pain. "If you become her girlfriend, you will be treated very good. I was 100% sure," the woman sheepishly explains. 

Carey even provides a video www.vimeo.com/790290 .  Gee I hope it's an instructional video so that all of us lesbos can learn how to get some hot ass at the local abuse shelter.   However, I have to admit that I could probably think of some things a little better than rubbing a palm so maybe the video won't improve my techniques. 

Bottom line, Mr. Carey's ideas are as crazy as he looks.   He should just go pick up a Playboy and quit the fantasies about girls having sex in shelters.

Gotta run.  I volunteer at a shelter down the street and it's movie night.  Hope it's something sexy.

I feel as though I need to pull the joy and excitement I’m experiencing today into a cohesive pattern.  In this way, I can harness my joy and focus it into action.  And what could be more exciting than to harness inner-joy and limitless energy so that it can be converted into creative potential and spun into physical manifestation of all that I want to be, do and have in this moment (and in this life experience.)  This is the “Power that Creates Worlds” in action!

And the best way I know of to harness inner-joy is with lists of gratitude.

And so:

~> I’m very, very grateful to Peaches, love of my life, for the amazingly beautiful wedding party that she organized for us and our friends!

~> I’m grateful for the beautiful, fun-filled honeymoon vacation to San Francisco that Peaches organized.

~> I’m grateful that Peaches and I are “WE” in all we do, and in all we are; neither one of us ever needs to be alone again.

~> I’m grateful that this honeymoon is just beginning.

~> I’m grateful that there are still 3 weeks of summer to follow this beautiful Pacific Northwest summer day.

~> I’m grateful for my awesome job.

~> I’m grateful for the prosperity and abundance that Peaches and I attract to ourselves all day everyday.

~> I’m grateful for all our friends and people who love and accept us.

~> I’m grateful for opportunities to share our prosperity and abundance with our friends.

~> I’m grateful that Peaches and I are loved, appreciated, well cared for and remembered by service staff everywhere that we vacation.

~> I’m grateful that Peaches and I have a beautiful home in a beautiful city that we get to come back to when we tire of traveling.

~> I’m grateful that Peaches and I consciously choose to create fairytale love between us everyday.

~> I’m grateful that Peaches and I both feel that we have a thousand-thousand lifetimes of love and shared bliss stretched out behind and ahead of us (it feels so good to believe this; you just can’t imagine!)

~> I’m grateful that the Ishaya monks have taught me and Peaches how to meditate, and brought us face to face with proof of God’s presence in our daily lives.

~> I’m grateful for the power of gratitude to transform lives.

~> I’m grateful that Peaches and I are both completely dedicated to gratitude and appreciation as tools to create the life and love we’ve always dreamed of.

~> I’m grateful to have found the kind of love that great stories are written about.

~> I’m grateful for all the people who are reading this blog even though I have no idea who most of you are.

XO,

K

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WOW.  What turned up is so nasty and vile (especially the photos) that we honestly won't repeat it but . . . we will lead you right to it.   

I feel like a barker at the circus, "Come one, come all see the amazing closeted gay Republicans as they post ads on Craigslist exposing their genitals, asking for discreet sex, and generally doing vile and disgusting things during their convention to promote family values.  Yes, you'll see them flaunt their sex pistols, look for orgies, and admit that they are married.  It's a show like no other on Earth!"

Click here but be prepared:

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/search/m4m?query=convention&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max

PS - if your husband or boyfriend is at the Republican National Convention, you might want to consider using condoms from here on out.  

Oh - think I'll run back and check out the girls at W 4 W.    Are female Republicans into secret sex stuff?  We'll see.

*Update:  the only thing I found was a boring ad looking for a blind date for a lonely friend.   Republican lesbians are so sweet.  

Maybe I should have checked the abuse shelters?

Perfect.

Here it is Lindsay Lohan's blog today. Lindsay is defending the girls of this world and telling us what she thinks about Bristol Palin's pregnancy and about Sarah Palin.   Hey, Lindsay is an expert on being chased and abused by the media regarding her personal life.  Think that we'll see her on Fox News tonight or maybe a speaker during the Republican National Convention?

Enjoy - click the image to enlarge:

Hahahaha-  I must say this Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson relationship is going quite public by all their posts on myspace.  But, if you're going to be in love why not just be in love and... admit it or something.  Well maybe they pretty much are at this point.  I have to say I was a little taken back at first by Lohan's selection in Ronson, until I found out Ronson's father was in Foreigner.  With everything that Lohan's been through previously and is still going through I think the public would be more supportive of her being gay than a non-coherent mess of a woman.  Lohan posts "guess who loves you...." on Ronson's myspace post today and also has her own blog "Ice Cream" which she's listening to Ray LaMontagne, "Trouble".  Either way Lohan is one hot lesbian, awww yea!